Cap'n Crunch has just crossed the border. Thank you to the 5,297 people who showed up for the party. Thankfully, he scared us in his killing rage to cross the border, and he even waved to us before running a social worker over. The number of casualties during Cap'n Crunch's crossing was 88888888888888888888 kuhbillion people. Cap'n Crunch is now staying at a beach house in an undisclosed location with 13 women who all have the hots for him. Cap'n Crunch, I think I speak for all of us when we say O Cap'n Crunch and O Canada.